This week's new lady is a Geordie (pronounced Jordy). For you yanks who ain't got a clue about merry old England and it's weird clan structure, the Geordies come from a place called Newcastle way up on the north-east coast and a gnat's nacker below Scotland. Miss XS, whom we fondly call the English Tart here, arrives in style, as one would expect of any new recruit to the House of Gord. Without doubt her shapely rear-end passed the curvy butt test the moment we saw it, and the rest of her was soon found to be similarly approved. Claire, dressed in her purple finery and a new corset we haven't seen before, is soon on the scene as fresh female fodder to torment appears.