This week we take an old favourite—the Tidy Wife—but, just for a change, we figure we should turn it upside down and see what new and vulnerable position it can create with the butt of new girl Maria Shadoes. With Maria duly installed and ready for action, we check in with Lew, who is watching all this from the comfort of a couch. He gives the go ahead, and we start swinging at that well presented and very taut butt.

Later she ends up as a magazine rack

This week we were testing the new Darlex cocoons made by Tonya to our specific designs. Claire was used as the test dummy in the prototype, and then somehow we ended up with three of these things. As it happened, we also had three curvy chicks available at the same time. So, what the hell, we thought. Let's dangle the lot and see what they look like.

Claire Adams, an incredibly bendy lady, has arrived for her first session at House of Gord. Things just don't get any better. It was decided that Claire should make her official arrival in true Gordian style. Fortunately, Rose was available to assist and it took very little coercion to enlist her help in dressing and transporting the securely parcelled Claire. Of course, the promise that she could have her wicked way with the parcelled lady once we had the photos was a big factor.

Another look inside the House of Gord, a wonderland of bound beauty where being a female usually means being a piece of furniture. Wherever you look inside this mansion of trussed torment, a shapely form has been pressed into service as a utility item. And those are the lucky ones! Less fortunate damsels are currently testing new training devices or undergoing correctional treatment for misdemeanors.

After a hard day shooting, we invited Seven to join us for some personal play. Many people have asked about what goes on in private at the House of Gord so, mindful of a scene Serena and Gord did on their first real date, they decided to let Seven re-enact the play. But first, let's just slip her into something a little more comfortable after her long day in extreme bondage gear, "something a little more comfortable" being Ledermeister armsheath, ball gag head harness, ankle suspension straps, and a corset from Serena's wardrobe. Turn her upside down and she makes the perfect vase thus becoming a funtional item of furniture and also a sex toy.

Sophia, foolish girl, ignored the warning notice on Gord's workshop door. Minutes later she was probably regretting her foolhardiness. She came face to face with a dragster chassis in the first stage of construction, and a weird looking stand type thing, the purpose of which she couldn't figure out. A few minutes later, she got a first hand demonstration of the potential of that weird looking device.

We only had access to Kate for one day, so we were determined to get at least two shoots out of the occasion. (In fact, this is the second of the two; the first, a forniphilia feature, will be loaded next week.) There's something about being installed as a figure head or hood ornament that really seems to work for the ladies. We haven't come across one that hasn't had some sort of fantasy along those lines. In this shoot, Kate graces the hood of the Gordian truck.

This forniphilia feature was Kate's very first shoot for the House of Gord. And, for the benefit of D-I-Y kinks, this set provides a detailed description of how to build your own fantastic light fitting (but you provide the female, Kate is not available!)

A selection of small bondage gigs too small for full updates

These sets show you what happened the day Charlotte was converted into a multi-layered, cocooned, super tight, electrified, female bat hanging inverted from the roof. Mid-session close-ups of Charlotte's face revealed that this young lady was having WAY too much fun. So that's when we inverted her and zapped her with the Tens unit.

As you will see, this is another gig thing using that amazing swing frame sports gear. In this case, face down and with some interesting innovations added. Lydia got her nipples stretched as her punishment for letting go of the gag. Serena is wired up like a Christmas tree and, if she lets go, she'll light up like one as well.

Serena has been waiting to try this for months. Finally, with the help of James from 'Nawashibari.com' we finally slotted it in. So here are five pages of the build up and finale as Lady Serena becomes the ultimately hogtied sex toy.