Unlike the office chair, which was designed to be functional and austere, as office furniture often is, we felt that our latest Forniphilia creation should be something to reflect the acquisition of some class over the years that a senior (Gord!) may have accrued. In addition, given the current dismal level of the economy, we thought it might be a good idea to create something that was multi-purpose. Twice as much bang for your Buck as they say. And this is what we came up with.

Here at the House of Gord we are well equipped to ship, boondoggle, transport, and trundle any number of nubile ladies, and often in bulk shipments. In this set we have two intrepid damsels being transported at the same time. First we mount Allison. She can't wait to get her pretty ass trussed up. She almost jumps on the hood without any coercion. A few minutes later it's Seven's turn. With the armsheath tightened up, she is quickly bent forward and cinched down.

This week's new lady is a Geordie (pronounced Jordy). For you yanks who ain't got a clue about merry old England and it's weird clan structure, the Geordies come from a place called Newcastle way up on the north-east coast and a gnat's nacker below Scotland. Miss XS, whom we fondly call the English Tart here, arrives in style, as one would expect of any new recruit to the House of Gord. Without doubt her shapely rear-end passed the curvy butt test the moment we saw it, and the rest of her was soon found to be similarly approved. Claire, dressed in her purple finery and a new corset we haven't seen before, is soon on the scene as fresh female fodder to torment appears.

Charlotte gets the 'hang-um-high' treatment on her last trip over as Mike and I work on a joint shoot.

Lydia gets Moxxie clamped into an inverted prayer position and takes full advantage of the situation by vibing her exposed pussy with a Hitachi

Paige, Petra, Madison and Lola come together in this plethora of bound, gagged, corseted, inverted and electrified pulchritude.

Three vignettes, three scenes, three girls.

Madison makes a great Fornipilia style garden ornament. Trussed, cinched tight and inverted is the only way to keep this hell raiser under control

Moxxie tests the new butt whacker gizmo on Quadro-Fuck and gets a good caning and her brains fucked out at the same time. Not to mention the electrified and shocked by Tens pads glued to her body.

This week we unveil our first 10-page spectacular in which we stress test four new hopefuls. First up to the plate is Lola, who passes the suit test with consummate ease and then moves on to the dreaded inversion test, and finally the claustrophobia test in ... The Box! Then we begin testing Dahlia, Joelle, and Iridal. All have dabbled in bondage, but not really gone to the extreme levels required at the House of Gord. Iridal and Dahlia are put on the ramped display stands, and Joelle is arranged in a dangling damsel mode.

PLEASE NOTE: THE DISPLAY EXHIBIT AT THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM NO LONGER EXISTS. I REMOVED IT IN 2010

Gord is helping with a museum benefit and they are auctioning off the party to raise funds for the museum.
The winner of the auction will buy a private party for themselves and friends, to be there to watch as all the displayed devices are filled with gorgeous, tightly bound, helpless gals and set into motion.

Lola has her wicked way with Gord's new porch toy, super cutie Erin Sinclair.

The birth place of The House of Gord. The house that Gord built

Fayth has been busting her ass to get back up here and have more fun on the Gordian gear, so we decided we should bust her ass for her, or at least put it on show in a variety of formats. The main gear we use in this feature is the prototype bent-over-walker type treadmill we started developing with Anna Rose and Jewell. This time it has a barrel clamp added. Fayth also made the mistake of mentioning she wanted to try foam molding. Gord had not long finished testing Anna:- and Fem-Car (his part-time playmate) and was trying to bring together a concept that would solve a couple of problems associated with two concepts rolling around in his head. Read on...

PLEASE NOTE: THE DISPLAY EXHIBIT AT THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM NO LONGER EXISTS. I REMOVED IT IN 2010

Erotic Heritage Museum and the hectic preparations trying to be ready for the big day.

Why bind, gag and suspend one chick when you can hang three up just as easily.
Iradal, Joelle and Dahlia looks so cute when used as hallway decorations

Claire Adams had a birthday during her stay here at the House of Gord, and we decided to make sure it was one she would remember. So we started off with something simple. A quick (or rather not so quick) workout on the treadmill to limber her up. Then we hung her outside in a nice cool breeze, before we allowed her to be very first lady Darlex cocooned and inverted in the silo.

Little Miss Girl next door was feeling horny (Nothing new there then) so we cranked up the old Mobi-Fuck and screwed her half to death

Rescanned and reloaded from the 90's, Serena and Blanche developing the very first Pussy Carrier. A hot dusty summer ensures that she gets a good idea of what external pussy travel, exposed to the elements, is all about.

Who needs air conditioning?

Serena and Blanche at play in Canada

Leah watches as we ready her Nemesis and, without much coercion at all, jumps onto the machine as soon as we are ready. Leah is stuffed with an electrical pussy insert, is strapped and cinched, and the armsheath goes on. Then there's a butt dildo, and a nice big face-stuffing dildo for the other end. Then, the table starts gently moving backwards and forwards...